b e s t f r i e n d s f o r e v e r.
i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt.
31 followers away from my next 100 I want this pointless milestone and I want it BAD